the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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