there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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