I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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