Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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