I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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