when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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