I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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