so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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