I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You've changed since you got that strap on
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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