Apparently you make a good broom.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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