belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
