i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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