I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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