so explain again why im purple
no
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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