Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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