I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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