I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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