Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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