Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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