But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We got so high we made milksteak
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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