"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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