We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
