this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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