you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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