we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
im six kinds of drunk right now
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
