At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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