yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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