Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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