just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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