Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
nutella sex= disaster
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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