You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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