Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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