I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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