Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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