Whod you bang
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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