New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I forget how to act sober
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