i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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