I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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