we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Someone came in the potted fern
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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