Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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