gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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