I'm gonna have a badass scar
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i love accidental penises.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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