Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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