ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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