Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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