I CAN MOONWALK!
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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