she woke up with a sticky ear
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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