Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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