The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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