someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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