That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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