I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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