I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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