I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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