what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
