They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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