Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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